Curses, Foiled Again!

Sen. Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania has taken on possible taping of opposing teams in the NFL, asking for a meeting with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to discuss his handling of 'Spygate'. Baseball players are currently testifying before Congress regarding possible steroid use. In the meantime, the country is engaged in an unwinnable war that is costing billions, a mortgage crisis has left millions in foreclosure while sending the country spiraling into recession, and residents of the Gulf Coast are still living in trailers over two years after Katrina. But, Americans can sleep soundly at night knowing that the evil Roger Clemens and Bill Belichick won't get away with their nefarious plans! Whew...thanks, Congress!