He May Be Cashin' In, But We're All Winners Here

Seems that Jessica Alba and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Cash Warren are definitely on again, and the Production Assistant managed to seal the deal by impregnating Ms. Alba. The little Cash calf is due in the summer sometime. Ms. Alba was set to appear on Broadway in 'Speed the Plow' sometime next year, but will now have to withdraw in order to gestate. You know, sometimes the Lord really does work in mysterious ways.