Thursday, December 13, 2007

Anybody seen Jobu?

The Mitchell Report is due out today, and word on the street is that Roidger Clemens will be named in the report. The people that will be surprised at this 'revelation' are the same people that were shocked when Ellen DeGeneres came out. All I need to know about The Rocket is that I am 3 years younger, in arguably much better shape, and it takes me 10 minutes every morning to assess my aches and pains before I get out of bed. And this cat is still throwing 90 plus? Please. I think steroids and HGH are just the tip of the iceberg. That's getting into serious voodoo territory, my friend.

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